Timmy Dean Sausages,
Good thing you called The Hotline. We've had hundreds of days off in our lifetime - some planned, some unplanned, some faked, some real, some we won't bother mentioning, some our lawyers advised us not to mention.
Forget about washing the car, cleaning the bathroom, or repainting the hallway. Those are tasks to take on in the downtime of precious procrastination. Tim, my friend, stuff a $5.00 bill in your pocket, head straight for the thrift shops and don't look back. Leg lamps, broken picture frames with other people's families in them, a 1980's vanity mirror set, and a " I love grandma" coffee cup await you, all for a mere $2.50. The treasures you may find will vastly improve your overall morale, and hence, your overall productivity.
Thank goodness you called The Hotline... you could have exhausted yourself for nothing.
Another decision saved,
The Hotline Experts
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