Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Where on earth are my car keys? - Dave S. Trenton, NJ

David Goliath Jr.,
Good thing you called The Hotline. As we can only assume you do not own a purse (although we've been wrong before), we dare say it is safe to think they are most likely not covered in shriveled globs of gum that have somehow escaped the foil wrapper at the bottom of said purse. With that deduction, there is only one obvious choice remaining: your keys are on the kitchen counter.

Perhaps your question should have been: "Should I go out at 2:00am in the morning?".
Enjoy the ride, and buckle up for safety.


Another decision saved,
The Hotline Experts

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