A-Team,
Good thing you called The Hotline. If there was ever a time to eat a club sandwich, now is the time. Three slices of bread and a frilly toothpick always scream"eat me." Request a toothpick with red frills, as red is an appetite stimulant...you might as well be extra hungry while you're at it. And get this - you don't even have to be in the club, just tell them The Hotline sent you, and they'll fork over the sandwich, no questions asked. But don't tell the secret or everyone will think they can get one.
Enjoy your club member privileges during your lunch hour today.
Another decision saved,
The Hotline Experts
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